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Pets dressed up for Halloween

Pug as dearth vader!!!!!!!!

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So me and the kid I’ve been taking care of got really good at perler beading this week.

So me and the kid I’ve been taking care of got really good at perler beading this week.

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When we realized how clear people could see into our dining room @catbirdplanet made something better for them to look at #AnchovyTheDog

When we realized how clear people could see into our dining room @catbirdplanet made something better for them to look at #AnchovyTheDog

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This is my fifth overnight in the role of mister mom and I am so tired.

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I’m having one of those days where I wish I already knew how to cross stitch in a beautiful cursive way.

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Discussing fusion reactors over frito chili pies. #dinnertime

Discussing fusion reactors over frito chili pies. #dinnertime

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subliminal learning curve

Do you think you can get the self help message subliminally if you listen the audiobook versions as you fall asleep at night?

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Beautiful boy, beautiful sunset.  (at Somewhere in Eagle Rock)

Beautiful boy, beautiful sunset. (at Somewhere in Eagle Rock)

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Anchovy came over to visit me at my mister mom for a week gig. Well, not an entire week. But almost. 

Today was a no school day and I’m exhausted. My feet hurt. 

At this house the tv room is actually in the back house. It feels weird when the baby is napping in the actual house without us. I usually go back every fifteen minutes or so to check for crying and then talk myself out of actually opening the door to make sure the baby is still present and breathing. When anchovy was there though, it was like she was standing guard. It was so cute. 

Or maybe I was just projecting that responsibility onto her so I could play Mario kart with less guilt.

Anchovy came over to visit me at my mister mom for a week gig. Well, not an entire week. But almost.

Today was a no school day and I’m exhausted. My feet hurt.

At this house the tv room is actually in the back house. It feels weird when the baby is napping in the actual house without us. I usually go back every fifteen minutes or so to check for crying and then talk myself out of actually opening the door to make sure the baby is still present and breathing. When anchovy was there though, it was like she was standing guard. It was so cute.

Or maybe I was just projecting that responsibility onto her so I could play Mario kart with less guilt.

disneyhumans:

Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, 1989

Watching this movie with a kid who has never even heard of it before is a really fun. I think everyone should go revisit this one with a kidlet ASAP.

disneyhumans:

Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, 1989

Watching this movie with a kid who has never even heard of it before is a really fun. I think everyone should go revisit this one with a kidlet ASAP.

Why does the score sound like the goonies and pee wee’s big adventure?

(Source: rickmoranisgifs)

crushinonsomeone:

I had such a crush on him when this movie came out…

Me tooooo.

crushinonsomeone:

I had such a crush on him when this movie came out…

Me tooooo.

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Goodbye ten year old vans. It was cool when the house smelled like pot and mom thought it was actually you guys.

Goodbye ten year old vans. It was cool when the house smelled like pot and mom thought it was actually you guys.

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Coincidence

So I just started listening to the Strangers podcast today. After one episode I’m thinking… Her voice sounds familiar. So I google her and see a picture of her and her son…. I used to babysit for them!